And you missed it.  Me, too.

This steaming pile of paleobabble reads exactly like the classic “I had proof of aliens but the government came and took it away” stories that are ubiquitous on the web.  This is another Aaarrrgghhhh! Award nominee. (I’ll have to get around to judging those soon).

The “beauty” of this sort of story is that it is both completely unverifiable and completely unfalsifiable. No one except those who put out the story have names. What a piece of research!  What heroic whistleblowers! Proof, please.

I’m betting the Smithsonian moved Adam’s body to AREA 51.  Elvis is night security there.

Just remember: sanctified illogic and chicanery is still illogic and chicanery.