There’s a pun in there somewhere — Ropa Dropa; el-Dropa . . . but it’s late and I’m probably not firing on all cylinders.

At any rate, for those of you fortunate enough not to have heard about the “amazing” Dropa Stones, consider this your initiation and the antidote. Supposedly, these “artifacts” point to the Chinese Roswell — the crash of an ET craft in China in the early part of the 20th century. Maybe it’s not true “paleo” babble, but it passes the fraud test.