Oh, those wacky, coherence-challenged archaeo-journalists write the darnedest things! The Bad Archaeology blog has a nice write up this latest archaeo-buffoonery. And I love the term for this sort of journalism in the first paragraph: “churnalism.”
Nail From Jesus’ Cross, Suggests Journalist

I love how they site the Daily Mirror as their source?! LOL, because inquiring minds want to know! LOL
ain’t it the truth!
Hasn’t someone got Jesus’ Foreskiin?