First, let me say this: Darn!

If I did work at AREA-51 I might finally get into the Illuminati. It would be a nice credential to enhance my resume.

What am I talking about?

Well, a week or so ago a YouTube video was posted that claimed a new, super-secret military base was being built near AREA-51 (roughly 50 miles north). But, to no one’s surprise who isn’t already a capital-C Conspiracist, this “base” isn’t actually a base. It’s a sculpture by someone who is (so I read) a very famous artist … named Michael Heizer. You can read all about it at the link above, a well-written article by Tyler Rogoway.

Yes, I wish I were kidding and it was really me. But, alas, it is not. (For you capital-C-ers out there, Michael Heizer is not a code name for me, nor is my name a code name for that name).